i don't like you

i don’t like you, when you are late.

i don’t like you, when you fart on me in bed.

i don’t like you, when you try to kiss my lips.

i don’t like you, when you drop things.

i don’t like you, when you snore.

i don’t like you, when you forget errands.

i don’t like you, when you pick your nose.

i don’t like you, when you yell.

i don’t like you, when you curse.

i don’t like you, when you don’t follow my suggestions.

i don’t like you, when you don’t like my poetry.

i don’t like you, when you say good-bye.

i love you.